Things to do before I die
Shoot an arrow from a horse
Hold my first moko
Hold my fifth moko
Adopt a lioness
Try oysters fresh instead of battered
Fail to read Infinite Jest
Hear the lake licking the pebbles again
Buy a Lilo
Confront flamingos in the wild
Turn 50 with my wah
Have a spa
Write another book
Make quince paste again
Meet Denzel Washington





